Aside from two-time Olympic gold medalist Carlos Yulo, another person who has become accustomed to being the center of attention this year can benefit from a list of freebies from popular destinations in the Philippines.

Deposed Bamban Mayor Alice Guo faces more than just hours of questioning when she returns to the country, expected tonight.

During Guo’s absence before her arrest in Indonesia, several companies offered her attractive incentives if she chose to take advantage of them.

Jokes aside, here are some of their most interesting offers.

Cleaning lady PH
Guo doesn’t have to be an ASMR enthusiast to enjoy a lifelong deep house cleaning.

Dentmate Inc. Dental Clinic
With free lifetime dental services, Guo can have a perfect smile even in stressful situations.

Don Isabelo’s Cakes
Guo can have his cake and eat it too by ordering a free premium cake and drinks.

Lay Bare Waxing Salon
A free Brazilian wax for Guo and her “best friend” sounds liberating.

Olavin Pro Lights and Sounds
Finally, lights and sounds will make the welcome party perfect.